My friend Danny just sent me this priceless post he found on Craigslist personals. I see the recession hasn't hurt anyone's drug budget. Or desire to get to know someone on a really deep emotional level. Phew!Here we go:
I think I did cocaine at your house last night? - m4w - 23 (Williamsburg)
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Date: 2009-01-30, 6:38PM EST
Me: 5'8, 140, red flannel shirt, white v-neck, skinny black jeans, really high.
Your coffee table: Art deco, cherry wood, fashion magazines, TImeOut New York, Dostoevsky's "The Idiot", Vashti Bunyan CD (I think we did cocaine off of it).
I think I had a really good time, but I ended up blacking out and I don't remember your name, or what you look like. If you see this, I would love to hear more about your childhood and to continue our discussion about the subjectivity of spiritual experience.
- Location: Williamsburg
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests